Chastushki Translations.


Brian: Your boyfriend is like a calf.  Except a calf doesn't bathe!

Janice: I fell in love with a filthy tractor driver.
  I'm such an idiot.  I forgot to buy perfumed soap!

Thorn: A star has fallen from the sky - my darling has left me.

Laura: Sandals - what am I going to do with you?
  Every time a boy appears you run after him!

Yuri: A boy wanders around the village grinning constantly.
  He can't close his mouth because his new teeth don't fit.

Men: Sing girls, have fun!  No offense, but you're worth one kopek.

Women: They told me in the marketplace boys are cheap.
  Even the best are ten for a kopek.

Men: What kind of village is this?  Everything's backwards.
  What kind of girls are these?  Nobody's going to marry them.

Women: Girls, when you get married don't bother with the trunk.
  Just take a suitcase.  It's quicker to pack when you leave him!

All: We've sung our chastushki and stomped our feet.
  Now we'll ask for your applause.

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