From DSmith2361@aol.com Sun Jan 19 20:59:48 1997 Return-Path: Received: from bell-labs.com (castro.research.bell-labs.com) by drmail.dr.lucent.com (4.1/EMS-L SunOS) id AA09266 for neal; Sun, 19 Jan 97 20:59:47 MST Received: from emout16.mail.aol.com by bell-labs.com; Sun Jan 19 22:58:23 EST 1997 Received: (from root@localhost) by emout16.mail.aol.com (8.7.6/8.7.3/AOL-2.0.0) id WAA20098; Sun, 19 Jan 1997 22:58:19 -0500 (EST) Date: Sun, 19 Jan 1997 22:58:19 -0500 (EST) From: DSmith2361@aol.com Message-Id: <970119225818_1544241579@emout16.mail.aol.com> To: calebb@teleport.com, Gestaltt@aol.com, KKrause105@aol.com, lfred@pps.k12.or.us, lhowe@europa.com, marshas@canby.com, mulan@ix.netcom.com, nancy_stueber@omsi.edu, nealmcb@bell-labs.com, pmorris@teleport.com, roconnor@pps.k12.or.us, skoch@teleport.com, stand@straight-on.com, stephen.thompson@mci.com, sue_ridge@class.orednet.org, tbakke@informationage.com, viacalx@europa.com, vmegler@vnet.ibm.com, wbean@pcc.edu, yates@europa.com Subject: Tech & Biz AgendaQNancy Martin Roast Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=unknown-8bit Content-Length: 1477 X-Zm-Priority: Medium Status: OR Technology and Business Issue Committee Mission: TO DO UNTO NANCY IN A SCIENTIFIC BREAKFAST WAY Date: A Gray Sunday Morning To: Tech & Biz Ctee From: O'CONNOR & SMITH Re: NOTE the PLACE (could not get BOYD's (BIRD's)--Thursday, Jan. 23, 1997, 7:30-9:00 a.m., City Club Conference Room, 317 SW Alder, 10th Floor AGENDA FOR A NANCY MARTIN ROAST 7:00-7:15 Nancy Martin Arrives Early To Prepare Tea and Stuff for Her Own Party 7:15-7:30 Oily Boids Arrive from Brooklyn To Get the Woim and Flush the Terlit 7:30.5 Father O'Connor Checks Watch and Says, "I'm Late! I'm Late!"-- and Leaves. 7:31 Mad Hatter, March Hare, and Dormouse Arrive and Sit at One End of Table. 7:33 Marsha Arrives and Tries To Sit Down. All Chime in, "No Room! No Room!" Marsha Sits Anyway. 7:34 Steve Arrives and Promptly Falls Asleep on the Dormouse. 7:35 Sue Pours Tea on Steve and the Dormouse. 7:36 McBurnett Arrives with White Gloves and Business Card, Stating He Is Tweedle-Dee @Whatever.Com 7:37 Tweedle-Dunc Arrives with Own Tea Bag--Early Times. 7:38 LET THE TEA PARTY BEGIN! SOMETHING APPROPRIATE IS SAID, FOLLOWED BY SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE. TECH & BIZ PROVIDES GREAT SUPPORT BY REDOING NANCY'S RESUME. PEOPLE SAY THINGS ABOUT NANCY, WHO RESPONDS IN KIND. 1,000 BALLOONS ARE RELEASED IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. THE MARCH HARE DIPS NANCY'S WATCH IN BUTTER, AND A PRESENTATION IS MADE. 9:00 FATHER RABBIT O'CONNOR RETURNS TO BESTOW HIS BLESSING.